Fireman Sam and the Home Insurance Quote

“Just got my home insurance renewal through.”

“Up again, is it?”

“For the seventeenth year in a row.”

“Mine too.”

“Five figures?”


“Fucking hell. Do you ever think about moving?”

“With this amount of negative equity? It’s like living in a bloody lift shaft, the rate property prices have plummeted.”

“All thanks to that little scrote, Norman Bastard Price.”

“I’ll get him one day, you know.”

“I know you will. Chin up. It could be worse.”

“Worse than a six figure home insurance quote?”

“Have you ever considered the striking physical resemblance between the two of you?”

“I need a drink.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s