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I Know, I Need To Stop Talking

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Brexit gives no shits about the Cone Of Shame 😻 . #coneofshame #akittencalledbrexit

#worldkindnessday ♥️

#christmasshopping

In the words of Beth, when she brought me this on #remembrancesunday last year: . "I made this, Mum, because it's important that we always remember." . Always remember. . ♥️

"Piglet?" said Pooh. . "Yes Pooh?" said Piglet. . "Do you know what a Fronted Adverbial is?" asked Pooh. . "Haven't the foggiest," said Piglet, shaking his little head. "It sounds like it might be something you wear to a wedding. Maybe a type of hat?" . "Well," said Pooh worriedly, "whatever it is, it's apparently Very Important. I know that," he said, "because Kanga told me so. She says that Roo has to learn about the Fronted Adverbial in school, because the People In Charge say that it is an essential part of his education." . Piglet was quiet for a little bit. "It's interesting," he said, after a while, "what the People In Charge think is important, isn't it? Fronted Adverbials. Imperative Verbs. Subordinating Conjunctions. All Very Important Indeed. . "And yet," Piglet continued, "when I look at the People In Charge, I can't help thinking that - when it came to their education, at least - they were probably focusing on the wrong things. . "Personally," said Piglet, "I think Fronted Adverbials are Not Actually Important At All. And, if the People In Charge had even half a clue about what they were doing, then they would be replacing them with what really matters: . "Kindness. Compassion. Humility. Consideration. And a good old helping of Basic Common Sense." . Pooh smiled, and agreed, and the two friends walked out into the Hundred Acre Wood together, where the lesser spotted Fronted Adverbial was never seen or spoken of again. . #poohandpiglet #frontedadverbials

Now, I'm not saying that Brexit has some anger issues about ASAP having taken the prime spot on my lap. . But. . 😂😂😂😂😂 . . . . . . . #kittens #kittensofinstagram #ASAPandBrexit ♥️

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