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#bikinishopping 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 . (If anyone has any recs for underwired halter neck bikinis with boy short bottoms, am all ears! 💋)

This is Mrs May. . It is 3.36pm on the last day of the school year, and Mrs May has just run out of the school gates with a jubilant war cry of "YAH-FUCKING-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!", almost knocking over a crowd of parents and their offspring as she does so. . Floppy the dog looks on in approval. Floppy recognises a fellow fucking liability when he sees one. . By 3.41pm on the last day of the school year, Mrs May will be face down in a vat of Bombay Sapphire. . To all of the Mrs and Mr Mays out there, thank you SO much for the incredible efforts you put in to tame our feral hellbeasts. Mum - and every other parent out there - is beyond grateful for everything you do. Enjoy your summer breaks, hopefully without a single fronted adverbial in sight ❤️ . #biffandchip

Anyone else? . #parenting . #gothefucktosleep

Tonight I saved a life. How about you? . #giveblood

"It's funny, isn't it?" said Pooh. . "What's that?" asked Piglet. . "Well," said Pooh. "When I was younger, I looked around at the people I knew, and I thought that it was only Eeyore who was struggling." . "And why was that?" asked Piglet. . "You know," said Pooh. "Eeyore was the only one of us to say that he was finding it tough, and who didn't always Put A Brave Face On Things." . "Interesting," said Piglet. "So what's changed?" . "Everything," said Pooh, simply. "And now... I understand." . #winniethepooh

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