Ten More Things To Do Before You Have Children

I thought of ten more things that, for the love of god, if you don’t yet have children, go and do these things now. Now. NOW!

#1 Have a bath. By yourself. Make the most of the way that there are absolutely no bath toys whatsoever jabbing into your labia when you sit down, and the fact that not a single person wanders in to use the toilet and take a shit while you are in there.

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