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Primary School End of Year Assessment

June 30, 2018 / aswadmt / 2 Comments

Question One:
You have one half of a cake and another one half of a cake. How much cake do you have in total?
a) One cake
b) Two cakes
c) Don’t know, fractions are stupid
d) CAKE

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Biff Chip and Kipper and the Fronted Adverbials

April 14, 2018April 7, 2018 / aswadmt / 1 Comment

This is Biff.

This is Chip.

This is Biff and Chip’s homework.

Biff and Chip are required to write down ten examples of fronted adverbials.

Biff and Chip have not a fucking clue what a fronted adverbial is.

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Biff Chip and Kipper and the Easter Holidays

April 8, 2018April 7, 2018 / aswadmt / Leave a comment

It is Day 4762 (feels like) of the Easter holidays.

This is Biff.

This is Chip.

Biff and Chip are bored.

Biff and Chip have been bored since approximately fifty six seconds after school ended and the Easter holidays began.

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