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July 24, 2018 / aswadmt / 1 Comment

This is Mum.

Mum has reached the point where she can put off the horrid task no longer.

Mum has to buy a new pair of jeans.

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I Know, I Need To Stop Talking

I Know, I Need To Stop Talking

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Anatomy of a Skype conversation with a pre-teen 🤦🤦😂

"Today was a Difficult Day," said Pooh. . There was a pause. . "Do you want to talk about it?" asked Piglet. . "No," said Pooh after a bit. "No, I don't think I do." . "That's okay," said Piglet, and he came and sat beside his friend. . "What are you doing?" asked Pooh. . "Nothing, really," said Piglet. "Only, I know what Difficult Days are like. I quite often don't feel like talking about it on my Difficult Days either. . "But goodness," continued Piglet, "Difficult Days are so much easier when you know you've got someone there for you. And I'll always be here for you, Pooh." . And as Pooh sat there, working through in his head his Difficult Day, while the solid, reliable Piglet sat next to him quietly, swinging his little legs...he thought that his best friend had never been more right. . . . . . . . #winniethepooh #difficultdays

Me: "I'm going to get a new coat for the autumn." . My family: "Cool." . Me: "TA-DA!" . My family: "WTAF is that?!!" . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . . . . . . . #pink #sparkly #sequins #coat #IlookliketheinsideofadiscoballandIamSOokaywiththat

#resultsday ♥️

Time was, if I found myself with a little bit of money to treat myself with, I might have bought myself a new top. Or a bottle of wine. Or a ridiculously impractical pair of shoes that I'd never be able to walk in. . Now, though.....................I've just spent it on a full upholstery clean of all of my sofas and armchairs and OH MY GOD I AM #LIVINGMYBESTLIFE RIGHT NOW!!! 😍😍😍😂😂😂😍😍😍 Look at it!! So fucking clean!! 🤩🤩🤩 . Didn't iron my cushion covers though, because, you know, contrary what my excitement over my upholstery clean might suggest, I'm not a total dick 😂

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