Ten things to do on a Saturday night before you have children

#1 Leave the house. It doesn’t matter where you go. It could be a trip down the local library for all the difference it makes. Just revel in that absolute freedom, to go wherever you want, whenever you want, without having to first hand over half of your week’s wages to a slightly dodgy and almost certainly not DBS checked teenage babysitter, who is only taking the gig so she can fleece you for cash and then spend┬áthe night snogging her boyfriend on your sofa and drinking your wine while your children trash the joint.

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