Mummy Pig and Mummy Rabbit

It was Saturday morning, and Mummy Pig and Mummy Rabbit were having a cup of coffee together.

Mummy Rabbit was going to have a baby soon.

“What did you do with the children last night?” asked Mummy Rabbit.

“Well, we came home from school and nursery and they sat glazed in front of the TV while I cooked them beige food from the freezer for dinner. Then they ate that, but only provided I covered it in an inch thick of tomato ketchup first.

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