This is Mum.
Mum has had one of those days where, frankly, she does not know what ever possessed her to merrily hurl her contraceptive pill down the toilet and let Dad anywhere near her with his swollen appendage in order for them to breed.
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Friday Nights In With Small Children
How to have a lovely, Instagram-worthy Friday night in with two small children.
You will need:
# Two small children
# A television set
# A choice of films
# Assorted snacks
# Wine
# More wine Continue reading
Mummy Pig and Mummy Rabbit
It was Saturday morning, and Mummy Pig and Mummy Rabbit were having a cup of coffee together.
Mummy Rabbit was going to have a baby soon.
“What did you do with the children last night?” asked Mummy Rabbit.
“Well, we came home from school and nursery and they sat glazed in front of the TV while I cooked them beige food from the freezer for dinner. Then they ate that, but only provided I covered it in an inch thick of tomato ketchup first.
